Feel Quotes

I have no secrets.

Larry David

Tags: Secrets

I'm anti-cheese in a salad.

Larry David

Tags: Salad

Obviously comedic styles do change.

Larry David

Tags: Change Obviously Styles

I'm not quite as anonymous as I was.

Larry David

Tags: Quite Anonymous

My background is degradation and sloth, mostly.

Larry David

Tags: Mostly Background Degradation

I think Michael Moore is a hero.

Larry David

Tags: Think I Think Hero

I don't like to make a big splash anyway.

Larry David

Tags: Like Make Big

I just wanted laughs - that's really what I was after.

Larry David

Tags: Just Really Wanted

I'm one of the idiots that negotiates after I write.

Larry David

Tags: After Write I Write

I learned the first night that IHOP's not the place to order fish.

Larry David

Tags: First Place Learned

There's also a certain rhythm to the way Jews talk that might be funny.

Larry David

Tags: Funny Way Also

I have quite a house. People come over and I go, 'I know, I'm sorry.'

Larry David

Tags: People Know Go

It's always good to take something that's happened in your life and make something of it comedically.

Larry David

Tags: Good Always Life

I'm not a person who embraces challenges. I run from challenges. I break world records running from challenges.

Larry David

Tags: Who World Person

I think that for the most part, when I started doing comedy, it had become very commercialized.

Larry David

Tags: Think Very Had

I think that what people imagine they're going through is much worse than what they are going through.

Larry David

Tags: People Think I Think

It's that I wasn't suited to do the kind of comedy that these people were coming to hear - mainstream comedy.

Larry David

Tags: People Were Kind

You have to discover when you're inadequate to be funny and you don't know you're inadequate when you're a kid.

Larry David

Tags: Funny You Know

I don't think anyone really is interested in reading about my emotional state. It's not even interesting to me.

Larry David

Tags: Me About Think

Millions of people are married. I've never picked up a paper and seen a headline that says, Man Gets Married!

Larry David

Tags: People Up Never

I never thought for a second that anything I ever did was going to make someone cringe. That never occurred to me.

Larry David

Tags: Me Never Make

I wanted to make a living, but I really was not interested in money at all. I was interested in being a great comedian.

Larry David

Tags: Great Money Really

I'm really only happy when I'm on stage. I just feed off the energy of the audience. That's what I'm all about - people and laughter.

Larry David

Tags: People About Just

Even though the National Guard and Army Reserve see combat today, it rankles me that people assume it was some kind of waltz in the park back then.

Larry David

Tags: People Me Some

Sometimes I have these fantasies of just moving to a foreign country and coming back with a full head of hair. Or not even come back! Make a new life there with hair... Change my name, just see what happens.

Larry David

Tags: Change Just Life

The best situation is being a single parent. The best part about is that you get time off, too, because the kids are with their mom, so it's the best of both worlds. There's a lot to be said for it.

Larry David

Tags: Time Best Mom

Religion doesn't play any part in my life in terms of how I live my life. But I don't think I've ever gone through a day in my life without hearing someone say the word 'Jew' or saying it myself.

Larry David

Tags: Religion Think Life

When I was living in New York and didn't have a penny to my name, I would walk around the streets and occasionally I would see an alcove or something. And I'd think, that'll be good, that'll be a good spot for me when I'm homeless.

Larry David

Tags: Good Me Think

I couldn't be happier that President Bush has stood up for having served in the National Guard, because I can finally put an end to all those who questioned my motives for enlisting in the Army Reserve at the height of the Vietnam War.

Larry David

Tags: War Who Because

In those days, reserve duty lasted for six years, which, I might add, was three times as long as service in the regular army, although to be perfectly honest, I was unable to fulfill my entire obligation because I was taking acting classes and they said I could skip my last year.

Larry David

Tags: Because Which Years